What do you call an artificially hydrogenated fat with long blue hair?
- Marge
What do you call a triglyceride with wings?
-Butterfly
Do you know what I like about RNA polymerase?
-It makes Sense
I used to hate mushrooms, but now I think they’re growing on me…
AND I CAN’T GET THEM OFF!
Look, you know they’re bad and I know they’re bad, but we live in a world where the vast majority of humour is outdated, derivative, or unoriginal. I wanted to preserve what I believe to be the closest thing to original as possible, although in a world of 8 Billion people I’m sure that these “jokes” have been thought a thousand times already. The difference is that I’ve taken the initiative to preserve them digitally.
If I think of any more (god forbid), I’ll add them…